I have Valentine's Day plans this year with a mystery man--at a seniors' center. :) Yup, a bunch of us are making cards and paying a visit to our friends at People's Retirement Home. Will I be the trophy girlfriend of the day? I think this may be fun ...
So here are a few of my favorite (completely fictional) cards. (Yes, they are a little cheesy, but it's late--and I do really love older and wiser people):
Top 5 Rejected Valentine's Day Cards at the Retirement Home
5. My heart beats for you--as long I take my meds.
4. Will you be my Valentine? I don't have chocolate, but promise to give you Jell-o and tapioca pudding. Forever. (I seriously might fall for this one when I'm 80).
3. Some may say I have a screw loose, but I love you more than prune juice.
2. I Depend on you.
1. Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your teeth may be missing,
but I still love you.
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